Valentines Day Jokes 2015 - funny jokes, SMS
Valentines Day Jokes 2015: Jokes on any occasion brings happiness and made the entire atmosphere cheerful. As we all know that the laughter is the best medicine for every one. Of-course a funny Jokes / SMS full of humour and love will bring a little smile on the face of your loving one. It will work like sweet pills for your sad and annoyed friends on the lovely occasion of Valentines Day.
Valentines Day Jokes 2015
We have brought here a huge collection of humorous Valentines Day 2015 Jokes, SMS for our adorable visitors. Try once it will never make you hopeless in making burst into laughter to your dearest one.
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What do single people call Valentine’s Day? Happy Independence Day.
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What is the true purpose of Valentine’s Day? To remind single people they are single.
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One morning Emma woke up with a start. Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, “I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” Jim said. That evening, Jim home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, Emma opened it – only to find a book entitled “The meaning of dreams”.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. Happy Valentines Day
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You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often. Happy Valentines Day 2015
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Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga. Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle’. Air Hostess: Helo sir. B silent. Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle Happy valentines day 2015
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Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever. Happy Valentines Day 2015
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever. Happy Valentines Day 2015
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“Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ? Pappu: Amritsar. Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies. Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions. Teacher: Yes, go ahead. Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ? Teacher: No. Pappu: Do you know Preeto ? Teacher: No. Pappu: Do you know Banto? Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ? Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband. Happy Valentines Day 2015″
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Four women living in the neighborhood were invited to a party. They were
discussing about the dress they would wear for the party. They finally
decided to choose the color that matches with the hair color of their
husband. The first woman told, ‘I will go with red as my husband colored
his hair red’. The second woman said, ‘I always prefer black as my
husband’s hair color is naturally black!’. The third woman told, ‘Yeah,
then I do prefer to go with yellow dress as he has blonde hair!’
(yellow). The fourth woman was quiet. All the other insisted her about
her preferred color.
She said, ‘I was thinking a lot but can’t choose any color, I can’t wear any dress because my husband is bald!’
She said, ‘I was thinking a lot but can’t choose any color, I can’t wear any dress because my husband is bald!’
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Pappu: I love you! Girl: Phurrrr… Pappu: I’ll even die for you. Girl:
Phurrrr… Pappu: I can’t live without you. Girl: Phurrrr… Pappu: I even
bought a diamond ring for you. Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr… Happy Valentines day.
Pappu: Phurrrrr… Happy Valentines day.
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